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They said it couldn’t be done — and for good reason, considering how difficult it must be for a creature to stretch its own body to a length of 576,682,810 miles. However, thanks to a little help from Namco Bandai, Noby Noby Boy‘s community-driven “Girl” has managed to extend her torso from Earth to Jupiter, unlocking a new playable planet for all of the game’s inhabitants.

Make sure you check out the video after the jump to get a sense of what eating your own butt whilst aimlessly traversing a gas giant feels like. We can’t believe we just had a reason to write that sentence. Thank you so, so much, Noby Noby Boy.

Sometimes we do crazy things — in this case, it’s something crazy for you, dear reader. You see, when PS3 Attitude reported users who had run into freezes or other bouts of unsatisfactory performance from their PS3 could report the issue to Sony thanks to firmware 3.10, directly through their console, we thought it was something we’d try to recreate on our own. After scratching our noggin for a few minutes, trying to come up with the best way to put our PS3 into danger, we figured a swift and hard power-down via the back toggle switch on the console would be the best bet to trigger this supposed new error report system. Lo and behold, we received the message you see above.

So that’s new, right? After winning that battle in the war of trying to break our PS3, we then decided to pick up our console and shake it like some kind of crazed British nanny, but that did not get us the results we were looking for. As such, we contacted Sony and a spokesperson told us that, yes, firmware 3.10 does add a feature to the console where users can report issues following console freezes and the like. So, now you know!

Other, less marquee features, include a new grid layout for photos and an updated friends list with the ability for users to change the background color of profiles. You can see the update in action on video here.

[Via Joystiq.PlayStation.com]

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Just as Veteran’s Day comes to a close, it appears Infinity Ward has finally been able to get the online infrastructure stable for the PS3 version of Modern Warfare 2. It appears the third party-powered servers simply couldn’t handle the overwhelming demand following the game’s launch. Makes sense: it did sell close to a zillion copies. “We expect smooth skies ahead,” IW’s Robert Bowling stated in a recent tweet. That is, unless all of you rush to your PS3s again now that multiplayer is working yet again. Remember, though: this is simply a server-side fix that allows you to play multiplayer. The party system still won’t work until a patch, planned for release on Friday.

Like many Joystiq commenters have pointed out, we’re hoping this closure means the end of Modern Warfare 2 stories for a while. Hopefully we can keep this tag closed for at least a few days, before people start murmuring about the inevitable DLC to come.

[Thanks to everyone that sent this in!]

It seems like only yesterday when players were complaining about Trophy-related issues in the PS3 version of Modern Warfare 2. Wait a sec – it was yesterday. According to a tweet by Infinity Ward’s Robert Bowling, a “trophy update” has been released. However, while said update fixes one problem, it apparently creates another. “It killed all multiplayer activity on MW2,” tipster True_Darknight tells Joystiq. Today, launching the multiplayer mode from our own PS3 copy of Modern Warfare 2 did indeed prove futile, as we stared at the matchmaking screen for about five minutes before finally giving up.

According to Bowling, PS3 owners can expect a “party invite update by Friday,” which should hopefully resolve this issue. Until then, players will have to make due with the single-player campaign. It’s not like this “multiplayer” thing is important, right?

“In recent years, we failed to put adequate resources behind the franchise and, as a result, quality suffered,” EA Games label president Frank Gibeau said of the Need for Speed franchise, currently in the midst of a reboot with the well received Need for Speed: Shift, the recently released Need for Speed: Nitro, and the we’re-not-sure-that’s-going-to-work Need for Speed: World Online. But there’s a fourth post-reboot Need for Speed title in development at Criterion Games, the devs behind the excellent Burnout series.

Removing any doubt that the series will miss an opportunity for annual exploitation (again, the massively multilpayer online racing of World Online doesn’t count!) Gibeau said “Next year’s Need for Speed has been under development now for some time at our award-winning Criterion Studio.” We’re not sure what type of Need for Speed Criterion is creating, but we wouldn’t be surprised if it was heavy on the crashing.

Remember when Capcom conducted a poll asking how we wanted to receive the additional content being offered in Resident Evil 5: Alternative Edition — in a boxed version of the game or as a DLC expansion to the original? Turns out the questionnaire wasn’t a pointless exercise. A majority of the participants answered that they’d rather receive the new features (including motion-control functionality) as a downloadable pack. After deliberating with the RE5 team in Osaka, Capcom has announced that the new content will come to the U.S., Europe and Australia as DLC for the core game.

Considering Alternative Edition is going to Japan in a retail box, this move is fairly surprising. Perhaps even a little upsetting, if you’ve gone ahead and traded your copy of the game in towards the cost of Horse Life Adventures. Even more upsetting if you did that today. Like, right before writing this post. Gah!

Tom Watson, a member of British Parliament, has developed a sort of folk hero status among European gamers this morning. After his fellow MP, Keith Vaz, promised to decry the violence depicted in Modern Warfare 2 (specifically in that one scene) in the next session of Parliament, Watson publicly defended the game on Facebook and Twitter. He then kicked it up a notch and started a pressure group called Gamers’ Voice on Facebook. The group’s mission statement explains that its members will discuss “how UK video gamers can find their voice in newspapers and government.”

It was a wise, pre-emptive move on Watson’s part — as promised, Vaz brought up the game during today’s Parliament session, explaining that it’s so violent that “even the manufacturers have put in warnings within the game telling people how they can skip particular scenes.” He inquired how the government was planning on “protecting our children.” Watson stepped in and dropped the timeless observation that the UK already has a game rating system which restricts the game’s sale to minors, and that it’s more important to protect the gaming industry than it is to “create moral panic” in the media.

If you want to stay informed of Watson’s other heroic, industry-defending activities, you might want to join the Gamers’ Voice group. (We hear that shortly after that Parliament session, he doused a burning orphanage, then ate an entire maple tree for breakfast. Seriously!)